Dear Sick Elevator People:
Why do you exist?You get on the elevator with your germ warfare, attacking all who come into your way. It's not fair to healthy people. You look a mess and you should cover your face with an aerosol bag. No one wants to stand next to you while you cough up a lung or blow your nose to smithereens. There should be laws to prevent you from leaving outside; like a public health ordinance. What are you trying to prove? That you are responsible and can make it to work? That you showed up for an exam? That you are strong? You are neither of those buddy. You are a rickety anthropoid, that should be confined to a dungeon; no human contact. No one wants to see you prove to the world you are stronger than you look, because you look tore up from the floor up. Perception is reality people, and if you can't get it together, why should the human race suffer for your poor choices? As an ex-boyfriend once told me, "Do humankind a favor and fall of the face of the earth"... until you get better.
Sincerely,
The woman who shared an elevator with one of these annoying sick people.
Why do you exist?You get on the elevator with your germ warfare, attacking all who come into your way. It's not fair to healthy people. You look a mess and you should cover your face with an aerosol bag. No one wants to stand next to you while you cough up a lung or blow your nose to smithereens. There should be laws to prevent you from leaving outside; like a public health ordinance. What are you trying to prove? That you are responsible and can make it to work? That you showed up for an exam? That you are strong? You are neither of those buddy. You are a rickety anthropoid, that should be confined to a dungeon; no human contact. No one wants to see you prove to the world you are stronger than you look, because you look tore up from the floor up. Perception is reality people, and if you can't get it together, why should the human race suffer for your poor choices? As an ex-boyfriend once told me, "Do humankind a favor and fall of the face of the earth"... until you get better.
Sincerely,
The woman who shared an elevator with one of these annoying sick people.
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